Last night at Leisure Time Bowl, hidden deep within the bowels of the Port Authority (actually, it was on the 2nd Floor), certain members of the Grand Marquis Coterie gathered to push pink bowling balls down a smoothed-out surface for the expressed purpose of well, I really don't know.
The highlights:
Category A member Modigliani (employing the pseudonym "Chachhhhhhhhhhhhhi") got out of the gates pretty fast, notching a couple of strikes and clearing pins as though she had just spent the last week on the Ladies' Professional Bowlers Tour. Make no mistake about it: Modigliani is a total mercenary in multi-colored, yet very tasteful, bowling shoes.
Category A member Rivera, christened with the nickname "Da Fonz" (what else could it possibly be?) looked especially cute.
The highlights:
Category A member Modigliani (employing the pseudonym "Chachhhhhhhhhhhhhi") got out of the gates pretty fast, notching a couple of strikes and clearing pins as though she had just spent the last week on the Ladies' Professional Bowlers Tour. Make no mistake about it: Modigliani is a total mercenary in multi-colored, yet very tasteful, bowling shoes.
Category A member Rivera, christened with the nickname "Da Fonz" (what else could it possibly be?) looked especially cute.
Category A member Lothes, after protesting the nickname blessed upon her ("My Humps"), played well enough to maintain second place for most of the match; however, her level of play dropped during the most critical of frames, and ended up in third place.
Unfortunately, no member managed to break the 100-point barrier, which could only mean that Modigliani, Lothes, and Rivera were all severely inebriated, or that they simply have no athletic talent to speak of.
The scores, kind sir:
Chachhhhhhhhhhhhhi: 97
Da Fonz: 86
My Humps: 84
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