Friday, March 06, 2009

Fuck You Poem

fuck you to porn and poem industries. fuck you to NATIONAL blah blah blah MONTHS. 
Fuck you DENTISTS.
FUCK YOU TO THE EX-CONVICT WHO SWERVED INTO MY CAR AND GOT US BOTH STUCK IN THE INTERSECTION. fuck him and everyone like him who makes me back up so he can get by. fuck that COCK-GOBBLER IN JACKSON HEIGHTS WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO GET ALL-I-CAN-EAT BUFFET. fuck the waiters and weirdos who stare at single women for a living. fuck everyone who says gurgle with warm saltwater. FUCK holes. fuck them. FUCK YOUR SUPERHEROES. fuck you mom and dad. fuck you puppy and chi. fuck you hippie disneyland. I HAD A FINE OLD fragile little tooth. NOW I HAVE YOUR fake fragments in the sink mixed with my blood and spit. DAMN RIGHT I HAVE AN OVERBITE. fuck me? fuck your silver-spooned ass. I love you. You've exceeded YOUR minutes, fucking phone company.