Poetry Book Titles...

We must choose carefully how we title our collections. Can you add to this list of sample book titles, boys and girls?

Express Lane Poems
Bounce like Rubber, Stick like Glue
Brazilian Wax
Onion Rings and Gin
Check all that Apply
Do Not Reply to this Message
The Google Bots are Coming to Get You
S.A.S.E.
I Got Your Poems Right Here
How Now Brown Cow?: Poems of the Colombo-American Diaspora
Death Death Death Death Goose
Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Duck
Pow right in the kissa.
Light Bathroom Reading
Toilet Paper Scissors
Remove Before Wearing
Occupied by Pi
Pet Therapy for Your Dog
Pack of Bazookas
Bail Me Out! and other aphorisms by Paris Hilton
Post No Bills
I’m Tired of Your Elbow in My Boob
Dearth of Girth
Release the Safety
Is this Supposed to Feel Good?
Raise Questions, Kittens
Punctum Lacrimales
That Night in Reno...
Prison Love Letters
The Circumference of Your Finger
Crackalack Attack