Thursday, November 02, 2006

google search results, word for word

hopium

n. Originating in South America, this originates from one who is a relatively new instructor, and is always extremely stressed out. On some occasions, they have homicidal thoughts about other teacher's sons.

hopium addict

A hopium addict is someone who puts their own emotional needs on hold, while they wait for their partner to kick their addiction - be it to drugs, alcohol, gambling, or emotionally and physically abusive behaviour - despite all the evidence to the contrary'. Unfortunately, hopium addiction is degenerative; like any other addiction, unless you get treatment, it will destroy you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hopium: It's what's for dinner.

Anonymous said...

The kids should approve of this title.